After Action Reporter

Dear Diary,

It was Bella that started it. She came home one day dressed entirely in white, with just a splash of red. She said it represented her fresh start in life, with the white showing her new purity and the red demonstrating the fire of her Passion for the study of Dinonetics.

She’s inspired the others to join in, and so have I. At Bella’s suggestion I wear pure white in honour of the great knowledge I have tapped in developing the Dinonetics book and lectures and Indexing therapy. The more I think about it the more I am pleased we have decided to make ourselves as different from the rest of the proles in town. We will show the world through how we look, think, and act, that we are different, that we have achieved a spiritual independence they can only dream of!

Here’s me giving Bella her daily Indexing session. She first confess all of the sins, unburdening herself to me, and then she begins her chanting and the repetitive actions that confuse the dead dinos and help free the mind from the coils of this earthbound projection of the dinosaur race insanity.

Bella has even taken to encouraging her school mates to be interested in Dinonetics! Out of her own pocket she has bought copies and handed them out to friends. She managed to convince one to come home with her one evening but he didn’t seem that interested in talking about Dinonetics at all. Bella even played a song about enlightenment that she’s working on and he ignored her! I think I will have to get rid of the TV, it encourages worldly thinking.

Diary, we have a problem. Simis tells me his wife is threatening to talk to the authorities about him, claiming he has been brainwashed or some such crazy talk. Simis also says that it’s improper for Bella to be staying with us and spending so much time in intensive Indexing therapy with me. She’s starting to be a real pain in the ass who we may have to deal with some how.

I think I know what needs to be done, about all of them, all of these troublesome family members, but it will take courage from Geoffrey, Bella and Simis.

Part 7: The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard – Resolution