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The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 8 – Growth

July 4, 2009

Sims-3-AAR-Elrond-4Dear Diary,

I’ve been working very hard with all of my friends on developing their understanding of Dinonetics and the advanced processing I’ve revealed to them. And now, weeks later, I’m pleased to announce complete success! All of my students have achieved the state of CLEAN!

To celebrate, I told them something important. I had decided to call this new spiritual movement of ours Simtology and that they were now ambassadors of Simtology. But, before they could be completely ascendant in this role they needed to leave their past behind them and to embrace their new identities. To do this I threw a surprise for them! We all went down to the town hall and, with their details already filled out, I had them officially change their names. They all have the last name “PureBeing” now, demonstrating to the world their specialness!


After the great renaming I took everyone down to the park for a celebratory party. I had a few people join us, people who have been coming around in the evenings to talk about Dinonetics. Bella invited a couple of school friends as well, here’s a shot of me talking to one, she was pretty cute!


After the party we went home and had another celebration. It was Simis’ birthday!


That weekend we had another book launch party, this time for my latest training guide, “Attaining Clean”. I invited over a few friends but Anne got annoyed at my choice of guests! She said it was inappropriate for a man of my age to socialise with so many young women, I told her they inspired me and that this was more important than her petty opinions!


In the end it was two young women who proved the most surprising that night!  Their names, Ayesha Ansari and Tamara Donner. Both had become avid followers of my work in the past weeks and both claimed to have read Dinonetics and my other works several times. Tamara said she was ready to study further and Ayesha told me that she was jealous of Bella, Simis and Geoffrey who got to spend so much time learning from the Source of truth (that’s me, Diary).

The next step was obvious. I ask them to move in and they both agreed at once!

Here are shots of Ayesha and Tamara. I don’t approve of their street clothes, so they will be in Novice’s dress soon enough. Once they have achieved the state of Clean they can move on to dressing in the formal attire of Simtology.



Under my instruction Anne has been painting a lot of portraits of me. You can see a few of them in the background. I think my presence reminds the students of their need to constantly struggle for perfection.

With all these people in the house it has become clear that we probably need to move to a larger property. I’ve started looking and I think I’ve found somewhere.


Moving out to this property overlooking the town will cost some money. But that’s ok. A requirement for those studying under me, in house, is that their salaries go into my bank account. Considering how much inspiration and enlightenment I provide them this is an entirely fair trade, I believe! It won’t take long before we can afford this place, especially as I’m taking on more one-on-one Indexing sessions on weekdays. Oh, I forgot to mention! I’ve quit my job in the military. It’s time to work full time on Simtology, to work on Cleaning The Planet!

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  1. Limogi
    November 22, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    I was a Scientologist when I was 18, and it’s just so spot-on!
    It’s really great, love it!
    Please write more!

    • November 25, 2009 at 9:49 am

      Thanks! I’m having PC problems (need a new one really) but I will see what I can do in the next wee while.

  1. July 4, 2009 at 8:36 am
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