After Action Reporter

Dear Diary,

Today Anne gave the household some wonderful news!

It looks like I’m going to be a Daddy! What wonderful news! Someone to carry on the Hubbtard legacy, someone to take on my immortal work once I transcend to higher planes to do battle with the evil Spirit Dinosaurs. This child will be special, I know it, and we will raise him in a special, loving, environment, keeping him pure and free from the terrible world out there.

Just as well our new facilities are coming together so well. I have had the initial work done and took my fellow Simtologists out to check out the work in progress. I got the local hot air balloonist to take a few pictures for the history book as well.

As you can see, we’re focusing on security here. I don’t want the outside world distracting my people from the hard study have to do in Simtology. When you are special, as we are, you must remain separate from worldly influences. With our new facility my people will listen only to me! They will remain pure and dignified and obedient! I can see a bright future ahead of us!

Everyone agrees with me, this place will offer us so much promise!

In a few weeks time our new home will be complete and we can move in and continue driving towards pure ascendance!

The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 11 – Fishing