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The end of Elrond
I’ve decided to wrap up the story of Elrond with a few screenshots I snapped before I stopped writing that little story-based AAR. I partly ran out of steam but mostly I wasn’t sure anyone was reading the damn thing so it became more work than it was worth!
Even so, I was quite happy with the construction I was working on and thought others might enjoy my diabolical scheme! Read on for some cult compound fun! Read more…
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 11 – Fishing
Dear Diary,
I had a wonderful idea today! I decided to get the girls to head out and promote Simtology through a little busking and chatting to people in the park. I call it “Flirty Fishing”
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 10 – Legacy
Dear Diary,
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 9 – Conspiracy
Dear Diary,
Everything has been going swell in the past few weeks. At least, everything was great until the police turned up…
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 8 – Growth
Dear Diary,
I’ve been working very hard with all of my friends on developing their understanding of Dinonetics and the advanced processing I’ve revealed to them. And now, weeks later, I’m pleased to announce complete success! All of my students have achieved the state of CLEAN!
To celebrate, I told them something important. I had decided to call this new spiritual movement of ours Simtology and that they were now ambassadors of Simtology. But, before they could be completely ascendant in this role they needed to leave their past behind them and to embrace their new identities. To do this I threw a surprise for them! We all went down to the town hall and, with their details already filled out, I had them officially change their names. They all have the last name “PureBeing” now, demonstrating to the world their specialness!
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 7 – Resolution
Dear Diary,
Well, a few things came to a head in the past few days. I was working on my next training levels (more on that some other time!) when Bella came rushing in to the bedroom and told me that something was going on with Geoffrey in the study room. She thought it must have had something to do with his wife, who she thinks has been skyping him regularly (I prefer that people don’t use their mobile phones at home. It distracts them from their spiritual studies). I headed upstairs and confronted him.
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 6 – Community
Dear Diary,
It was Bella that started it. She came home one day dressed entirely in white, with just a splash of red. She said it represented her fresh start in life, with the white showing her new purity and the red demonstrating the fire of her Passion for the study of Dinonetics.
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 5 – Enlightenment
Dear Diary,
Over the past few weeks I’ve been working closely with my students and developed new course work to help develop their mental capabilities. I’ve instructed them that once they have understood and been fully trained they will achieve a state of CLEAN, clean of any dead dino influence! A person who is in the state of clean has perfect memory and understanding and is at the height of their intellectual capacity! Bella and her father, Simis, have been working on their study materials in every free moment! It is very exciting to see! They have even stayed over a couple of times having studied late into the night.
Here’s a snapshot of them curled up with my latest (at the time) training guide.
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 4 – The Beginning
Dear Diary,
Wow, so much has happened in the few weeks since Dinonetics was published. First up, we had a lovely book launch at the museum. Many friends were invited along and it was not without incident, let me tell you!
The launch party was great fun. So many people were interested in the ideas I put forward in Dinonetics. Here’s a shot from when we were gathered outside.
The Diary of Elrond Hubbtard 3 – Understanding
Dear Diary,
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking before I write my next book. I don’t think the world is quite ready for the fullness of my recent realization. I am going to have to break it down into pieces so everyone understands it. And this way I get to charge for each book, right? I could do with the extra money!
I’ve decided to write the first book about how we can improve our minds through the careful study of our own emotional balance. The key to it all, Diary, is my understanding of how the Spirit Dinosaurs infect our present day minds. I’m not going to explain that up-front, of course, if I did, the Spirit Dinosaurs would glue up the minds of others with Doubt. People will need to be introduced to the idea carefully and slowly so we can take the Spirit Dinosaurs unawares. Read more…
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